Friday, September 14, 2012

This Is How They Spend Their Down Time....

When most people (ya know, the non-crazy sort)
find themselves with some down time
they usually do things like read a book, watch a movie or go to the pool maybe.
Not my people.  Oh, no.  Not my people.
Lemme tell ya.
When my people aren't spending their time anthropomorphizing me,
they do things like this instead....
pretend like I'm something, I ain't.
Like a chihuahua or George Washington or a fennec fox of all things!
Oh, this one's the worst!  That dang blasted other dog that lives here.  (Really, my people should just get rid of that one.  She's old and really just good for nuthin' no more.)
A cat.
Who would turn a dog into a cat, I ask ya?  Can you insult me anymore than that?
Or a rabbit?  I eat those things for lunch...
well, at least I keep trying to.
Sometimes they like to pretend I don't even have any ears...
like a stinkin' reptile or somethin'.
And this one... come on... I don't even know what this one is...
a lamb, a basset hound, that muppet that plays the piano... who knows with these people.
OH, oh, this is real rich... hows about a barmaid at Oktoberfest.
Seriously people, I don't even have thumbs!
So there ya have it.
This is my life.
Someone get me outta here, for cryin' out loud!
PS:  If as you read this ridiculous post it sounded like I was a wise guy from the Bronx...
I apologize.  The lady, she's been listening to the second Dark Tower by Stephen King and for some reason she thinks I should sound like Eddie Dean.
(I'm really surprised she didn't make me drop the F-bomb.)
I mean come on.  Everyone in this house knows I sound like Butters from South Park.


Lorrie Orr said...

A barmaid from Oktoberfest....laughing out loud!

RobinfromCA said...

I just discovered your beautiful blog and have been amazed at some of your creations! This post, though, made me laugh out loud. We have a little Chihuahua whose ears never stood up and we play with them all the time! She just looks at us like we're utterly insane as we laugh and laugh at the newest 'ear art' we've subjected her to. I'll be back to visit again soon!


Charlene said...

So funny! Our poor animals put up with soooooooooo much from us! I bought Elle her Halloween costume (a pumpkin...) SHE'S NOT THRILLED! She pouts when I put the costume on but, if I put the hat on with it she freezes in place & glares at me until I take it off. Thanks for sharing.

Anonymous said...

Oh how funny! What a patient little dog and such expressive ears!

Celeste Kemmerer said...

LOL! We have a bad habit of playing "Do Your Ears Hang Low?" with our long-eared dogs...that would be most of them!

Dorthe said...

Hello I`m back again, after following my grandkids home to mom and dad---trying to follow up on all my blogging friends, and what you have postet ....
This story really made me laugh- I can just imagine your little friend thinking those thoughts,lol.
xo, Dorthe